Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Beauty Queens are All Alike

Pretty girl and his haughty boutique bf are still together.
The last time i saw her was somewhere in the clarke quay area..she was tending her bf's shop for him.

Oh, btw...she's taking part in yet another beauty contest.
And as a result, is watching what she's putting into her mouth to make sure she appears slim and pretty in front of the camera.

I guess that's why models are all so thin. You have to be just skin and bones in order to look good in pictures. When only your face is left behind, your cheekbones pop, your eyes appear bigger and your neck longer. Not to mention, your head becomes (naturally) the focus for the camera.

The only problem with becoming stick thin is that you look kind of ridiculous off camera. To quote my mom, pretty girl is getting so thin that the only thing left is her face!

Of course, she denies that she's on a diet because she was cajoled/needled/psychoed/violently persuaded into joining the beauty content and that she didn't want to in the first place. She attributes her recent weight loss to the recent trauma of having her boyfriend cheat on her.

Right. So how come I don't drop a ton of weight when JP ignores me for work?

XxX,

audrey at 11:24

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