Thursday, February 23, 2006

RE: The Game gets smooth

Dear all,

I notice the aggressive stance the nick The Game, The Masterpiece etc. creates.

As a peace-loving person, I shall now retract the above mentioned nicks and be now conveyed as Mr. Smooth Operator.

Thank you very much.

Mr. Smooth Operator

XxX,

Mr_Mimosa at 16:01

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

RE: The Couple

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.html


Enjoy!

The Game

XxX,

Mr_Mimosa at 04:57

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

RE: Wrestlemaina Doggie!

Let’s have some fun with the dogs. As a WWE fan, I find the characteristics of the different dogs here interesting. I’ll compare each dog with a wrestler.

Zsa Zsa

The cute dancing queen could be compared to Torrie Wilson. Ever so graceful, beautiful and seductive. Likes to initiative fun moments only to get repelled with negative outcomes later (e.g. getting spanked).

Bourbon

You would have to compare him to Shelton Benjamin. Always been a crowd favorite but hidden deep down; a cunning mentality top with a dangerous, ferocious and unpredictable behavior. When all things failed, just like the wrestler going to his mama, Bourdon runs hastily back to its owner for cover. A “bad guy” in a sheep’s clothing.

Pebbles

Pebbles eccentricity can be liken to the character Trish Stratus. Only the women’s champion could make a male wrestler go weak in the knees.

Sassy

That wheezing reminded me of Stone Cold Steve Austin. On the quiet front unless provoked. More to come.

Ah Boy

No friends, no support. The loner in the group. Does things his way topped with a gigantic size, Ah boy is just like Triple H. Ahhh… A heel but nevertheless, strong and commanding despite the overwhelming numbers of the NWO.

Cheers!

The Game's Owner

XxX,

Mr_Mimosa at 18:57

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

An ode to the dogs...

Hahaha...what happens when you put an extremely bored girl with nothing in her head except for her dog at work? You get rubbish poems. WAhahahaha....Check it out. A bored and nutty girl's take on her dog's first pom party.

Zsa zsa...
A happy little dancing queen
Who loves to go on the green.
But the green's not clean,
So we have to be mean.
Zsa zsa the poor little queen,
Can't go out onto the green.

Bourbon...
Bourbon, Bernie, Bernie Boy
A big bundle of furry joy.
To him, the newspaper is not a toy
But a contrivance designed to annoy.
Bourbon, Bernie, Bernie Boy,
A future queen's toy boy


Pebbles...
Though a grand dame of dogs,
She's really sizzles and is still very hot.
Calling the shots in the house,
She's sometimes can be quite the grouse.
Yet Pebbles, the grand dame of dogs,
Managed to make poor Bernie go quite agog.

Ah Boy...
Tyson chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Makes it obvious why Ah Boy's no skinnier.
Perhaps his diet was the cause for why he didn't stick
Among all the other doggies in the clique.
Poor Ah Boy, the chicken eater,
Could not find a dog to lick.

Sassy...
A teeny dog whose throat was stuck
Because her dentist got into a muck.
Though her dentist wasn't a quack,
His practice was not quite on track.
So poor Sassy had to wheeze,
Because breathing that day wasn't a breeze.

audrey

XxX,

audrey at 10:36

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Monday, February 13, 2006

Zsa zsa...

Zsa zsa is such a bundle of joy...makes me wonder why didn't i get a dog sooner!

Anyway, met up with my colleague and her boyfriend over the weekend - they have a male pom called Bourbon. And we all think Zsa zsa has developed a crush on Bourbon! Wahaha...

Anyway, here are a few pics of Zsa zsa and Bourbon... I hope she changes color soon. Can't wait to see whether she really turns sable..or brown..or orange..or red. wahaha...

XxX,

audrey at 11:08

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Monday, February 06, 2006

a new addition to the family...

I have got a dog. Finally!!!

And no...it's not a pug (unfortunately, pugs measuring up to or at least near the breed standard are damn hard to be find in Spore. Even "non-standard" pugs are hard to find. The hassle and cost of importing proved too much for us.)

We got a pomeranian instead. Yes..i know...i've previously brushed the breed off an overly yappy bunch...but aiya...after assurances from friends and the breeder, i decided to give it a go. Afterall, a dog is supposed to bark..whether it can be trained to remain quiet depends on the ability of it's owner. So, yeah...i got myself a pom. And it helped that the dog was so damn cute...it's literally a ball of fluff. Haha...

Actually, it would be more accurate to say that mr mimosa got me a pom. As a present for Valentine's and my birthday...i think he figured that getting me a dog would keep me more occupied and give him more peace on weekends (read:sleep). Waha....

And we decided to name it Zsa zsa. Wanted to call it mimosa initially....but ultimately, decided that its character didn't quite gel with that name. :)

Will upload some pics of her once we get some nice ones. :) *so happy*

XxX,

audrey at 10:30

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

puppy love

i want a puppy.

A pug to be exact. Meaning, I wan a pug puppy.

Why don't people like pugs? Everyone i know seems to think they look like aliens and are the most awful looking things. But I, on the other hand, think they are the cutest things!

Problem is...i can't find a place to buy one. Rather, the place i know are selling the pug for exorbitant prices. 1.2K!!!!! Ridiculous.

So, anyone who happens to read this..and who knows whether i can get a cheaper pug ( i nearly typed "pig") or knows anyone who owns a pug, please let me know.

I really want that dog!!!

XxX,

audrey at 23:16

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