Wednesday, January 24, 2007
The case of a VERY bad dinner
Finally met up with Serene and XR yday for dinner and catch up.Conclusion?
I HATE XR's gf.
And this time, I have backup; Serene agrees with me.
Anyway, I don't like her because she is an absolute SLUT. Slut because she:
1. 90% of contacts in her phonebook are male, of which, 80% are prospective suitors/people trying to get into her pants (read: chee hong kias)
2. Goes on paid holidays at least twice a month.
3. Works for a male friend and gets paid for going to work late(average 2pm) and knocking off at 7pm and basically doing nothing.
4. Kissed 2 of her ex-bfs to ascertain if she really liked her bf aka my friend.
Don't ask me what kind of stupid logic this is.
5. Wears low cut tops and high slitted skirts, blows air kisses and speaks with a pseudo American accent which lapses whenever she gets excited. She is also extremely touchy feely.
6. Is seriously considering taking up a job as a PA (answer a few calls, sit and look pretty and get paid 2K for doing next to nothing) based in China for a "friend".
7. Her life ambition is really to be a tai tai. Nothing else.
In short, she gives women a bad bad BAD name. So bad that I wanna hurl, slap her left, right center and pull out all her hair.
I cannot understand why some girls can stoop so low. Such a pathetic lack of dignity.
It's like she'd crawl on all fours and lick your muddly toes if you'd pay her.
She thinks she's playing the men when she is really the one being played.
Stupid.
My friend is also stupid. For picking such a disgusting wanton specimen of a woman and for tolerating her ridiculous promiscious behavior.
I mean, what if she has *gasp* AIDS?!!!
C'mon, you can't go on all expenses paid holidays for nothing you know. And you don't get paid 2k just to answer phonecalls either.
Yuck, yuck and double YUCK.
I just hope my friend isn't more stupid than I think he is and catches something from her.
Can someone hand me a "xiao ren" so I can go hit it please?