Tuesday, January 09, 2007
The attack of the fat squad and hydrocephaloids
Where do you think is the the worst place to put on weight on your body?
Or rather, which is the worst spot on your body to be the problem area; area which gets hit first by the fat squad.
I was in the train today (yea, the trains are filled with weird and funny people) and I saw this girl. Now, there's nothing wrong with this girl really.
It was just that she was wearing these really hip clothes (hip meaning clothes worn by 16-18 yr olds), had neon pink talons (her nails were like 1 inch long lor!!!), tight tight tight jeans, relatively cool pointed canvas shoes and expensive looking accessories. She looked like she popped out from the school of design but whatever.
Anyway, the whole point is...you can only get away with the above outfit if you are skinny. You can't even be slim; you need to be anorexic i.e. Avril Lavigne. I just thought she looked kinda FAT, until I took a closer look.
*BTW, I am not anorexic.
She was skinny. Every part of her was thin except her face.
It was terrible!!!
To top it off, I think she has a naturally big head.
Or rather, which is the worst spot on your body to be the problem area; area which gets hit first by the fat squad.
I was in the train today (yea, the trains are filled with weird and funny people) and I saw this girl. Now, there's nothing wrong with this girl really.
It was just that she was wearing these really hip clothes (hip meaning clothes worn by 16-18 yr olds), had neon pink talons (her nails were like 1 inch long lor!!!), tight tight tight jeans, relatively cool pointed canvas shoes and expensive looking accessories. She looked like she popped out from the school of design but whatever.
Anyway, the whole point is...you can only get away with the above outfit if you are skinny. You can't even be slim; you need to be anorexic i.e. Avril Lavigne. I just thought she looked kinda FAT, until I took a closer look.
*BTW, I am not anorexic.
She was skinny. Every part of her was thin except her face.
It was terrible!!!
To top it off, I think she has a naturally big head.
Big head + fat face + skinny body = extra large head
It was really sad because all that dieting must have gone to waste.
And while you can hide fat arms, fat butts ,fat thighs and fat tummies, how the hell do you hide a fat face???
She has my deepest condolences.
But on the bright side, having a large head does have its benefits. You just can't have a fat face to go along with it, that's all.
Fortunately, very few people have their face as their problem area. So far, I have only seen 2.
So, please...give your favourite sore spot a nice pat and say "Thank you for not landing on my face" now.