Thursday, December 14, 2006

the 3rd angel

Sorry guys...haven't updated my blog in a few days. Yes, that's what happens when you get pissed off by some blasted telco and terminate your internet at home.



Good news (well, i guess esp for those who read my blog during lunch) is, my internet is getting connected back on the 21st of this month. So, yea.



Anyway, cut a long story short. A big pile of stuff happened in the last week or so...





I, er, discovered that the white ball we use to hit other balls in pool has evolved and now has red dots on them.






Call me sua ku, but i all along thought the white ball was, er, white.



Apparently, the red dots are supposed to help the play tell the direction that the ball is spinning.


Hmm.





Next other happening thing is that i nearly got picked up at Union the other day. Even worse, the guy used one of the MOST pathetic pickup lines i ever heard in my entire life.



Oh, and the unspoken rule at Union is...you don't pick up girls at Union. You ask them to dance first, knock them out with your uber cool snazzy moves and then try getting fresh.


Ah whatever.


This is what happened.


There i was, sitting in the corner sipping my Perrier (if u didn't know, just about everyone else drinks Perrier or Evian at Union. You can't spin if you're drunk u know) when this guy just sidles up next to me. So i go thinking "Oh hey! Finally, some guy that i don't already know is gonna ask me to dance!". And then to my horror, he starts pointing at his table where there are 2 other girls (who incidently cannot dance for nuts because i was watching!) and tells me that those are his "Angels".




WTF?!!




Angels? How cliche and outdated is that?
For the record, those women looked nothing like angels.



Anyway, he goes on and on about how they (he, his other guy friends and the two remaining women) started off with 3 Angels and how 1 of the women had to leave (i bet she left cuz she couldn't take any more of the corniness) and so they were now down to 2 Angels.


Anyway, he then asked if I would like to be the 3rd Angel and join them.




HELOO!!!
The guy was asking me to be a substitute Angel.


And when I told him that I'd rather dance, he just repeated himself again.





The poor ass must have repeated him at least 3 times.
Sigh. I guess he was looking for a stupid 3rd Angel then.




Anyway, good thing Mr Almost Virgin decided to stick his obtuse nose in at the exact right moment and saved the day. Thank god for Johnny.

Phew.




Anyway, i'll end here.


Wanted to post some pics of me at Desaru but there's something wrong with jp's card reader and the pics are just not coming out.



I'll put them up soon! :)

XxX,

audrey at 20:41

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