Friday, September 29, 2006

class A bitch

Jp thinks im a bad tempered person.
Really?

Hem. No, I have not been screaming at him. It's still sunshine and rainbows now.

But then, his comment got me thinking. And a little worried...because I DON'T WANNA BE A BAD-TEMPERED PERSON.

Well, I guess i am an impatient person...with low tolerance for people with little initiative and stupidity. Couple the 3 together and i guess u have a relatively potent mix for bad-temperedness.

I can't help it though. Here's a list of my pet peeves (and his basis for concluding that im bad tempered).

1. People don't pay attention to where they are going and bang into me.
I hate it. I fucking get knocked into every damned day. To the extent that i growled really loudly (this only works if i have a friend walking next to me) that i will kick the next idiot that walks/bumps/steps/touches me. Then I am safe...for like 2 minutes until the surronding people within earshot move out of range and the fresh bunch replaces them. I usually will have to repeat the process. I mean, why can't these idiots just look where they going? What am i? Invisible?

2. People who sit on the outer seat of the bus, leaving the inner seat available when the bus is relatively full and there are people standing.
Now, what can't these people just sit inside? If they just taking the bus for 1 stop, then just stand lah! Kao. This is just pure stupid and selfish behavior. And when u glare at them with your armload of shopping, they just look blankly ahead. Oh god...this further convinces me that a good number of Singaporeans are stupid.

3. People who block the MRT train entrances and who don't move to the middle of the car.
I mean, this seriously warrants a WTH?!!! Like are they BLIND? And i can't understand why would they rather stand at the door and be squashed with a shitload of sometimes smelly, sweaty people? I mean, is getting off at the designated stop within 2 seconds (vs 10seconds) worth the sweat and smell?

4. People who stand really near me on the train.
I can't take it when people step into my personal space. Meaning standing within 15cm of me when there's ample space elsewhere. I hate it more when they smell bad, or when they step on me.

5. People who get off the escalator slowly.
I get angry at these people because I get worried/scared/panicky when i cant get off the moving escalator. I keep remembering the horror stories of the boy who played on the escalator only to have his leg sucked in and dismembered. I so don't want that to happen to me. Hell, I don't even want my shoes to be wrecked. So, why can't they just step off and away? Stupid assholes.


Dunno lah. More i type, the more pissed i get. Just thinking of how ungracious people are makes me mad.

*deep breath*

I DON'T WANNA BE A BAD-TEMPERED PERSON but Singapore is turning me into a class A bitch.

How?

XxX,

audrey at 15:48

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