Tuesday, August 08, 2006

funny mummy...

I kenna woken up by a phonecall from (get this!) my own mother last night. Now, I’m sleepy and am suffering a heavy head at work.

My mummy dearest called me at like 2am in the morning using my house phone when I’m just in my room. Apparently, it was raining cats and dogs and she wanted me to close my room window.

Now, it’s very confusing to receive a phonecall from your mother in the middle of the night just after you have drifted off to deep sleep. Especially if she starts speaking to you in a demanding way, you know, the where-the-hell-are-you?!!-it’s-late-so-get-back-here-NOW kind of tone when you really are already at home, tuck up tight in bed.

So! When I received the call, the first thought that popped up in my mind was...

“SHIT! Where the fuck am I? Is this not my bed that am I lying on?! Am I drunk??! Oh shit!!!?!”

Not a very fun thought, really. I mean, why can't she just like knock/bang/kick my door? She could also just try opening it for starters. But noooo, she had to call me.

Anyway, after that initial mental barrage, I woke up properly..because I was pelted by rain from my open window and by the fact that zsazsa was dashing around madly.
And then, after I got out of bed to close the window, zsazsa decided to start barking..maybe she thought my mom who was outside my room incidentally, an intruder.

I think my mom is damn funny. She just catches me off guard all the time.

Like the last time i was out late, she called me to tell me some "bad news". Apparently, the lock on my main door was spoilt and the entire family was locked in. And since it was already going on 1am, she calmly told me that maybe I should go spend the night at a friend's place since it was going to be quite difficult in getting a locksmith at this hour and that they'd call the guy to come in the next morning.

I mean, helllooo???!!

Where am I supposed go at this kind of timing man?!

Bah.
My mother. Really.

XxX,

audrey at 14:37

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