Tuesday, February 14, 2006

An ode to the dogs...

Hahaha...what happens when you put an extremely bored girl with nothing in her head except for her dog at work? You get rubbish poems. WAhahahaha....Check it out. A bored and nutty girl's take on her dog's first pom party.

Zsa zsa...
A happy little dancing queen
Who loves to go on the green.
But the green's not clean,
So we have to be mean.
Zsa zsa the poor little queen,
Can't go out onto the green.

Bourbon...
Bourbon, Bernie, Bernie Boy
A big bundle of furry joy.
To him, the newspaper is not a toy
But a contrivance designed to annoy.
Bourbon, Bernie, Bernie Boy,
A future queen's toy boy


Pebbles...
Though a grand dame of dogs,
She's really sizzles and is still very hot.
Calling the shots in the house,
She's sometimes can be quite the grouse.
Yet Pebbles, the grand dame of dogs,
Managed to make poor Bernie go quite agog.

Ah Boy...
Tyson chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Makes it obvious why Ah Boy's no skinnier.
Perhaps his diet was the cause for why he didn't stick
Among all the other doggies in the clique.
Poor Ah Boy, the chicken eater,
Could not find a dog to lick.

Sassy...
A teeny dog whose throat was stuck
Because her dentist got into a muck.
Though her dentist wasn't a quack,
His practice was not quite on track.
So poor Sassy had to wheeze,
Because breathing that day wasn't a breeze.

audrey

XxX,

audrey at 10:36

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