Monday, August 08, 2005
RE: SNAGs. Are you a victim?
Now, I am still waiting for worthy opponents to take on the GOD of BLOGGERS?
If there is nobody, I will smoke some out... for now.
Because of the level of erudition and the kind of childlike juveniles reading and commenting craps on this blog, I promise to write in AS SIMPLE AS ENGLISH WOULD BE TO A 5 YEAR OLD, this is to facilitate the effortless understanding of the mentioned discussions and for you all to correctly place your discernments. (Don’t worry, just this paragraph is a bit chim ah)..
Remember the god don’t talk to fools.
TOPIC: WOMEN ARE JUST TOOLS FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE (i.e., to SNAGs)You see, It kind of amuses me when I see SNAGs (i.e., not "real" men) offering to open doors, trying to act gentlemanly all because they wanted to create a desirable position and image to *ahem*, bed the wayward bit***s?
How many times have you girls encountered such a situation? Boy picks girl, Boy impresses girl, girl get swooned over, boy f*** girl, BOY DUMPS GIRL, girl gets angry, girl despises men, girl goes around giving the wrongful accusations and perceptions of men.
Now let me help out in this issue, first of all, the above scenario only applies to overly conscious girls whom has taken a liking to the femininely and placid version of us men. Now these "SNAGs" (Sensitive New Age Gays) are in a league of their very own. My take on them is simple, one word, "rats". Why, rats generally go doing their businesses in the dark, they usually sniff around for opportunities. Once they found what they are looking for, they go in for it, let's just say, steal it.
So why SNAGs = rats? Simple, they go in when girls are vulnerable (i.e., "ohhh, I want a guy whom would whisper sweet nothings and would help me carry my BAG".). WAKE UP! Real men would not ask whether you would like them to carry your bag, they just take 'em from you because real men respect women and they wouldn't be thinking of what they want in return. This might really sound "himboistic" but the true cause of it.
ahah, i'm seeing a few bobbling heads here, "hey what's with us liking SNAGs, they're so loveable!!!" WAKE UP! Whether or not gays are the SNAGs, they will play this sick game. Notice this, that SNAGs generally avoid people like me (i.e., an MCP), reason being they're petrified of facing us mainly we might or would expose their game.
Let me give you a simple rundown here:
SNAGs (Sensitive new age gays)
1) Generally helps out when you are in need and asking for something in return
2) Hates the “machoistic” men, citing reasons like, " So rough, always want to fight".
3) Generally would share your undergarments.
4) Tries really hard to be "Americanized".
5) Allows their mane and pride to be pricked by women, now here the rat behavior comes in, when you trust them, they steal it.
MCPs (Male Chauvinist Pigs) ---- Created by anti-MCPs Bit****
1) Never helps out (i.e., they do, but never ask for credits)
2) Hates the SNAGs, because they are in a midway transition, not man nor woman but with di** intact.
3) Would not even want to get near your undergarments.
4) Never tries to be ang mo pai, remembering that their godfathers are of an Asian ethnicity.
5) Never lets anyone ruffle their ego, because this is important, as without an ego is like the lion without its mane.
I WILL PERSONALLY NOW ISSUE A CHALLENGE TO ANYONE HERE WHOM COULD BRING ME A SNAG, MY RETURN TO YOU IS A SIDESHOW WHICH WOULD BE SO UNFORGETTABLE.oh, btw where are the residents’commentaries? Come on out and speak your mind. Let the god guide you along the way.
Next blog entry: Official commemoration of this blogspot, the Holy Shrine for the God of Bloggers. It's about time to spice up and wake this blogspot.
Signing off
Mr_ Mimosa (aka God of Blog)
“Remember, that I owned you”
XxX,
Mr_Mimosa at 15:26