Sunday, August 21, 2005

I am a peasant

The time has come again for the god to blog…

Today’s topic:

ARE THE PEASANTS HERE PRO-GOVERMENTAL? OR RATHER THE NAME SAYS ALL…

Just today, one well known bank in Skinapour pulled a quick one on the god, thus resulting in a local ‘black’ peasant, whom was unable to offer his offerings on time. This Post Own Sh*t Bank is not only ran by a group of peasants, but is too ‘co-owned’ by the white pappies, whom have ensured their ‘god-like; status by reassuring that peasants like you lot would have a place to park your pathetic amount of money, so as to also make the pappies lifes’ more enjoyable by spending that amount from you building gold taps nearby their kennels.

Apparently news has gone around because the pappies remarkably, could tame another overweight black pappy to help them with their image to you peasants. This is as sad for the peasants as they will contemplate another “ MORE GOOD YEARS” to come…

Now off this topic, apparently what the god has written previously hasn’t got into some of the peasants’ heads, one particular name springs to mind, as of the name A-cup (i.e., the B**** with the small boobs). Now muffin has alerted the god also on some other peasants talking behind his back.

Now the god condones such kid-like behavior but the god understood that it is hard to expect too much from a population full of peasants, let alone ask them to read, write and think as most of the peasants' communication and thinking were done ars* to ar*e.

The god has to once again emphasised, “If the peasants do not like the vineyard sanctuary here, they can just FO”. God never considers stupidity head on and the sight of peasants (i.e., by it peasants with A-cups, peasants with mouths in their as*** or peasants talking agricultures and poultries here) is such a sight to behold that perhaps, he is exultant to be able to help these sorry souls.

So, go on, respect the god or FUC* OFF!!!

Mr_Mimosa aka God of Bloggers
(Remember no matter what, peasants belonged to somebody)

XxX,

Mr_Mimosa at 04:32

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