Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Quit while you're still ahead.

Met one of mr mimosa's friends today...and i must say, she really epitomises the corporate slutty bitch. We met up for dinner at toa payoh and the minute she lay eyes on mr mimosa, her conquest for the night began. It was so bad i could hardly keep my dinner down while keeping a fake smile plastered on my face.

I'd like to apologise for ranting here...but stomaching a slutty bitch is just a little more than i can take so i need an outlet somewhere. I'm sorry. I don't usually bitchslap people on my blog but this is a real exception. I've never felt so disgusted in a very long time and i just need to let it out.

I mean c'mon, where's your dignity bitch? Let me just count the ways you have mortally offended me.

1) Stop trying to pass off your goldfish eyes as doe eyes. It just does not work...especially if you're past thirty. It only succeeds in giving people the creeps.

2) Stop flicking and touchyour hair as you're in a panteen advert. You are nowhere as pretty or slim as the model. Fuck, your skin is porous..and your hair is brittle. And you really need to touch-up your rebonding. Take my advice, stay away from the cheap salons.

3) That said, you need to lay off the mascara. The spidery lashes just make your goldfish eyes look worse.

4) Stop trying to suck up to my bf when I'm around. What am i...transparent?

5) Quit slanging. It makes you look stupid. Okay..make that very stupid.

6) Don't pretend to be this helpless innocent maiden in distress who can't freaking split a plate of noodles. You're past the big 30, for god's sake! If you know how to smoke, how to paint your cyan toenails flawlessly and work in SPH, you definitely can cut noodles into half with a spoon. Even worse, you're old enough to be a mom. So stop insulting my intelligence with your thinly veiled haplessness. *pui*

Argh...just thinking about such people makes me sick.

A disgrace to womenkind.

No wonder we are constantly objectified.

And it's all thanks for sluts like these.

Fuck. Don't these people know how to quit while they're still ahead?

Stupid bitch.

P/s: Mr mimosa, this is how i really feel. There.

XxX,

audrey at 21:12

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