Saturday, July 23, 2005

Am i alcholic? Hmmz...just polished off a bottle of ice wine with mich..and here i am typing..with plenty of typos. And mich is just being really amused at my constant hitting of the "delete" key to correct my errors. I think she's hoping that i'll be getting an epiphany of some sort or something. Haha.

Anyway, since im in a rubbishy sort of mood at the moment, i shall pose some rubbishy questions that you may consider to answer.

* btw, both me and mich think that there's nothing wrong with drinking and getting semi sloshed in the day. it's pretty fun actually.

Anyway, here are my questions (i will give u my response in due time..that is, when the alcohol wears off and i can give u a more lucid answer) :

1) Why do guys get to throw their underwear into the washing machine when we, ladies, have to to hand-wash our own?

2) Why are G-strings called g-strings? They look nothing like the alphabet if u ask me.

3) Why are MOST men stupid?

4) Why can't men flush after using the toilet?

5) How come I spent 3 years in school and know nothing about what i studied?

6) How come i got myopia when my brothers have 6/6 vision?

7) How come when ladies put on weight and develop tummies they are labelled fat but when men put on weight, we tell them that their tummies are "cute" and they look more of a man than a boy? Bah.


okay..that's it. im leaving. ill get back to you when i get back to you. ciao.

XxX,

audrey at 16:15

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