Friday, April 15, 2005
lingerie...anyone?
I've been driving myself
crazy looking at all the stuff for sale at Victoria Secret since yesterday. I have decided that I really love everything there..and if there was a choice between owning the world or victoria secret..VS would just win hands down. Haha. So much for world domination, i guess.
I dunno.
I just loooovve lingerie. Don't you? It's just so pretty!
Can't tell if i love the stuff at vs because the models are already smoking (say "smoking" in your best jim carrey
"the mask" voice) so naturally anything that they wear just looks hot (by association) or what..but whatever it is...I LOVE VICTORIA SECRET!
Do i look good in VS? Well, all i can say is that im working on it. hahahaah.
Anyhow..after spending so much time thinking about what i wanna buy and after eliciting similar responses from other females (i was trying to entice ppl to share shipping costs with me. haha.),
I started to question the purpose of buying such great innerwear. Now..what's the point of paying like close to $100 for a few strips of teensy cloth (it
has to be teensy and sheer and lacy and useless to be sexy. What were you thinking?!) that next to nobody will see? Paying $100 per set is ridiculous if its just to make your boyfriend drool. Now...why do u need to make him drool since he's
already yours? hahaha.
Okay..maybe to make him
stay yours...but then again, there exist a whole range of other tricks you could use...anyway, i digress.
So really, what's the point?
After contemplating it abit..
here are my unabashedly honest reasons for buying useless and expensive underwear.1) I don't ever want to zao geng and show the world grandmother knickers. As if zao genging isn't bad enough, to have someone go "eeee, so ah ma!" will just make it all the worse. So, if im going to expose myself (accidentally, of course!), i must at least do so with some finesse. The reaction of spectators must go something like this : "yikes! only an idiot would trip...but ooh! Nice buns!" Wahahaha.2)
Seduction. Seduction. Seduction. Need I say more? Better yet, make an army faint due to excessive nosebleeds. In case me and my bf become history, i will still have an army to fall back on. Hee!~ Excessive attention is always better than no attention. Haha!
3) To make myself feel good. I guess splurging lots of money on useless stuff is the whole point of retail therapy anyway.
4) Underwear is just pretty. Period.
5) Helps to create mood for rendevous! Hee!~ A peek of lacy could do wonders.
6) Makes me look good. Yes, im vain. So what?
7) Oh..and it always helps to wear nice innerwear...especially if you're single. You'd never know when it may come into handy. Ahem. *wink wink*
But in my case, I buy lingerie for me. And only me. ;p Besides, guys have this stupid concept of what's sexy anyway. My stupid old boyfriend just can't appreciate it anyway. When i feel sexy, i am sexy. Woo hoo!!!!
Okay. That's about it. Yes, all my reasons are shallow and bimbotic. *bleah* What's yours? :D
P/s: For the uninitiated, the website for VS is
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/ . Do visit this site if you're looking for a nosebleed (hahaha!)...or least wander around. Let me know if u ever wanna share shipping! I'm for it, anytime. :)
XxX,
audrey at 20:17