Tuesday, June 24, 2003

yo people!

yo yo yo!!! Hahah...im in such a good mood today...must be because i woke up to a job offer today...that means MONEY!!! hahahah....money-faced ya? *bleah* Opps..that was my act-cute side acting up again...its harder to control when i am so happy. Happy happy happy....

Hey, have you ever wondered why do some words look like what they mean? Don't make sense? I mean, like the word, happy...it looks like its the feeling of happy "wordified"..same thing as 'unhappy'. Hmm....ok, i know, i will stop it..i don't seem to be talking earth language..

Anyway..hopefully i will be getting the telcom job...i don't wanna be stuck with Tiger or Guiness forever....

Aw man...today is simply too nice to be stuck at home, plonking at the computer..i think i'll go pack my stuff and head for the pool/beach/park now...which also makes me wonder...what will it be like if Singapore had a nudist colony? Heehee...*naughty thoughts*.....i think it won't work cuz:

1. Singapore is too small...you may bump into your next-door neighbours...ex-boyfriend with his cheesy girlfriend getting jiggy with it on the beach...now that would be GROSS!

2. PAP would never allow it. Imagine.........urg..i can't even conjure the image of any of our politicians sunbathing in the nude!

3. Call me racist...but i don't want any banglas staring at my boobs! Yuck!

4. What if your secret admirer (actually not so secret, since u know who is your secret admirer) whose affections totally grosses you know...spies on you? Double yuck!

5. (This is the ultimate!) What if you meet your PARENTS when you are together with your bf/gf????? Oh NO................!

Haaha...sorry, that was just me being boh liao again. Hey, admit it..it was a little entertaining at least right? Don't deny it...else why the hell are you here reading my dumb blog if u are anything but bored? You truly care about my stupid little musings??? Aww...i think not. :)

Heading for the sand and surf (okok...heading for mildly polluted waters of singapore...can?). So.....See ya!

XxX,

audrey at 11:17

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