Monday, June 16, 2003

hi people,

i am officially out of a job again..my Tiger stint has ended so now i am like bumming around again. Sigh. How totally wretched. I am reduced to watching TV (btw, i hate watching TV so u can guess how bored i am that i am actually willing to stare at the tube), surfing and d/ling mp3s and harassing people on the phone. Sigh. How sad.

Oh, i didn't let on in earlier blogs that i was promoting Tiger beer yah? Haha...kk, its not as bad as it sounds. The job's is quite simple actually...All i need to do is just sit on the laps of old perverted men so they will buy the beer.

NOT! Did you buy that??!! Did you honestly? Aww....you guys should have a little more faith in me man....ok, i'll cut to the chase...essentially, i move from supermarket to supermarket wearing a stupid dress (which isn't even sexy, to me at least) trying to promote Tiger's six-can pack and increase brand awareness..Mm..its ok cuz i only stay in 1 supermarket for an hour before moving off to another supermarket.

So what did i learn? Mm...basically there are UNDERCOVER security guards in the supermarket pretending to be customers. Hmm..the one in Yishun is particularly good. He really acts the part.

Okay now, i am going to change to go out for lunch now. see u guys around!

XxX,

audrey at 12:36

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